| UPS dropped off my box at 5 this evening. As is typical for UPS, the box looked like it had been ran over by Santa and the entire reindeer team but the banner was unscathed and looks awesome. The wife and I don't really get each other many presents at Christmas (we get stuff when we need it throughout the year). That being said, here's the conversation that ensued after the UPS guy rang the bell. Me: Your gift to me just got here. Wife: As usual, you never gave me any ideas as to what you wanted and didn't even tell me that you found something that I could get you. She than looks at the UPS triangular tube and says, what the heck is in there? Me: My tt.net banner. Wife: What??...a banner Me: Yep Wife: What the heck kind of of banner??, for where?? Me: A banner from the site I go to for my red car. I'm hanging it in the garage. Wife: What the hell...most people get clothes, gift certificates, alcohol, I don't know...and you get a banner. Not only do you get a banner...but you're actually excited to receive a banner. Something's not right with this picture...is there porno in there? Open it up, let me see. Me: Unveils the banner Wife: Shakes head...what the hell...it is a banner. I give up trying to understand you and anything related to the red car. Regardless, looks like I got you a great gift this year. Me: Heads for the garage. Happy Holidays to all !!!
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